- Josh Levison: We are a household. I hate tension at home. I feel like I'm 10, trapped in my parents' silent fighting.
- Aidan Waite: Did you just equate me and Nora with your parents?
- Sally Malik: Listen, just please do not disperse the underwear bitches when I am in my room, okay? That's where they reset. They died there.
- Nora Sergeant: Aidan killed them in the house? So that makes 3 dead girls. Basically, our home is drenched in blood.
- Sally Malik: Four. Well, if you count the original header I took down the stairs.
- Josh Levison: Thank you for reminding us we're living in a funhouse of horrors.
- Josh Levison: I thought you'd secretly moved out.
- Aidan Waite: No! Out of the dank basement wonderland? No, never. The pipes alone are like a gurgling, rusty lullaby.
- Josh Levison: Now, do you know where my Dr. Zaius action figure is? Because I haven't seen him since, like, 1998.
- Nora Sergeant: I don't know. Maybe we should ask the 2 bloody ghosts in their underwear. Who the hell are you?
- Josh Levison: They're here?
- Beth: Oh, we're Aidan's guests.
- Holly: For dinner. Two courses, one very hungry diner.
- Josh Levison: What - what are they saying?
- Nora Sergeant: You know them?
- Josh Levison: Aidan... Aidan killed them when he was trying to save Henry.
- Beth: AKA: He fed us to his skinless offspring like hamsters.
- Holly: You left out the part where he made us make out with Henry first. Hence the eternal skivvies.
- Aidan Waite: Do you think you would've heard if I had killed 2 purebreds?
- Liam McLean: It's all right. I'll be here when the sores crack open on your skin and the fever burns your bones to ash.
- Aidan Waite: Wait, wait, Please, wait. I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you what happened to your daughter. I killed your daughter. And she screamed like a bitch, just like your son!
- Aidan Waite: For Josh's sake, do you think we could try and get along?
- Nora Sergeant: I want to believe the best of you. I do. Because Josh does. But Erin is dead. And there are 2 more girls upstairs with your initials on them.
- Aidan Waite: You saw them?
- Nora Sergeant: Yeah. They were hovering over Josh while he was grilling paninis.