Being Human (TV Series)

Your Body Is a Condemned Wonderland (2013)

Sam Huntington: Josh Levison

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• Josh Levison : We are a household. I hate tension at home. I feel like I'm 10, trapped in my parents' silent fighting.

  Aidan Waite : Did you just equate me and Nora with your parents?

• Sally Malik : Listen, just please do not disperse the underwear bitches when I am in my room, okay? That's where they reset. They died there.

  Nora Sergeant : Aidan killed them in the house? So that makes 3 dead girls. Basically, our home is drenched in blood.

  Sally Malik : Four. Well, if you count the original header I took down the stairs.

  Josh Levison : Thank you for reminding us we're living in a funhouse of horrors.

• Josh Levison : I thought you'd secretly moved out.

  Aidan Waite : No! Out of the dank basement wonderland? No, never. The pipes alone are like a gurgling, rusty lullaby.

• Josh Levison : Now, do you know where my Dr. Zaius action figure is? Because I haven't seen him since, like, 1998.

  Nora Sergeant : I don't know. Maybe we should ask the 2 bloody ghosts in their underwear. Who the hell are you?

  Josh Levison : They're here?

  Beth : Oh, we're Aidan's guests.

  Holly : For dinner. Two courses, one very hungry diner.

  Josh Levison : What - what are they saying?

  Nora Sergeant : You know them?

  Josh Levison : Aidan... Aidan killed them when he was trying to save Henry.

  Beth : AKA: He fed us to his skinless offspring like hamsters.

  Holly : You left out the part where he made us make out with Henry first. Hence the eternal skivvies.