- Lincoln Loud: [Over the PA] This is Lincoln Loud speaking! Hey, I'm Loud speaking on the loudspeaker!
- Clyde McBride: Awesome.
- Lincoln Loud: If you're the real Auntie Pam, what kind of cake did I order on my birthday?
- Milkshake Marty: [as Auntie Pam] Uh... birthday cake, of course!
- Lincoln Loud: Aha! That was a trick question; Auntie Pam doesn't serve cake!
- Chief Wellington: [He pulls a wig off of Milkshake Marty's head, exposing his identity] I've done it again!
- [He eats his ice cream as Lincoln smiles and Milkshake Marty raises a fist in frustration]
- Chief Wellington: You boys have any identification?
- Clyde McBride: [He hands an ID card to Chief Wellington] I have my ID from my quiche club.
- Chief Wellington: [He looks at Clyde's ID card] I love a good quiche.
- [He hands the ID card back]
- Chief Wellington: I'm gonna have to take you boys downtown and book you.
- Clyde McBride: Book us? That's what they do before they throw people in jail! We're good kids, I promise! Lincoln, show him!
- [He and Lincoln smile at Chief Wellington, showing their full sets of teeth]
- Chief Wellington: Please stop doing that.
- Lincoln Loud: [He and Clyde stop smiling and fall back in their seats] Okay. Clyde, I'll call my dad and clear this whole thing up.
- [He calls his father, whose cell phone rings while sitting inside the toilet bowl. Back inside the police car, he hangs up]
- Lincoln Loud: He's not answering.