Modern Family (TV Series)
Planes, Trains and Cars (2012)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Andre : She wore you down, didn't she?
Phil Dunphy : This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.
Andre : It's sad. She got you to believe that.
Phil Dunphy : No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.
Andre : Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.
Phil Dunphy : Right?
Andre : It really is. Wow.
[Sniffs]
Andre : Ugh. Uh-oh.
Phil Dunphy : What?
Andre : I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.
Phil Dunphy : [Sniffs] I don't smell anything.
Andre : [Sniffs deeply] Yep, that's mildew.
Phil Dunphy : Huh?
Andre : This car's been in the flood. It's a Katrina car! I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil!
Phil Dunphy : Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?
Andre : We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.
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Alex Dunphy : Dad, I don't like this.
Phil Dunphy : Why not?
Alex Dunphy : My friend Molly's dad bought a sports car, and now he lives in a studio apartment and dates a girl who works at Forever 21, which she won't be for two years.
Phil Dunphy : Honey, I'm not leaving your mom.
Luke Dunphy : Might not be your call.
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Haley Dunphy : Oh, my God, it's so pretty! I love it! And I love you, and I promise I'll take super good care of it!
Haley Dunphy : Can I tell her? Please. I ask for so little.
Phil Dunphy : Alex, be nice to your sister.
Alex Dunphy : It's Dad's car, not yours.
Haley Dunphy : What? But you're too old for this! Ugh, it's just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex Dunphy : Wouldn't, or couldn't?