Lab Rats (TV Series)
Bionic Birthday Fail (2012)
Hal Sparks: Donald Davenport
Quotes
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Leo Dooley : Well, how about as a birthday gift you give me a bionic ability?
Donald Davenport : Or I could gift-wrap reality and you could play with that for a while.
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Bree Davenport : Hey, uh, why haven't WE ever had a birthday party?
Tasha Davenport : Donald! You NEVER celebrated their birthdays?
Donald Davenport : Of course I celebrated their birthdays. Remember when we...
[the teens shake their heads]
Donald Davenport : No, when we went to the...
[the teens shake their heads again]
Donald Davenport : Yeah, I never celebrated their birthdays.
Tasha Davenport : Did you also eat all the cookies before Santa came down the chimney?
Bree Davenport : What's Santa?
Tasha Davenport : [to Donald] Oh, come ON!
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Donald Davenport : I am the worst dad ever.
[silence]
Donald Davenport : Well, don't all disagree with me at once.
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Donald Davenport : Birthday's matter.
Chase Davenport : Yeah, you should know. You've had enough of 'em. What're you, like, fifty?
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Donald Davenport : Look, Leo, I'm really sorry we're missing your birthday, but wait till you see the gift I got you. It is... whoa-amazing-I-can't-believe-he's-my-stepdad-tastic!
Leo Dooley : Is it a robotic snake?
Donald Davenport : Mm-mm.
Leo Dooley : Is it a remote-controlled tank that fires real lasers?
Donald Davenport : Mm-mm.
Leo Dooley : Is it a real tank that fires fake lasers?
Donald Davenport : Mm-mm.
Leo Dooley : Then I hope you kept the receipt.
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Donald Davenport : Lemme get this straight. So you guys had a surprise party for Leo - without Leo. That's... that's actually kind of fu...
Donald Davenport : [with a look from Tasha] It's not funny. It's not funny.
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Tasha Davenport : Honey, I know your birthday was a bit of a bust, but I think I know what will make it better.
Tasha Davenport : [to Donald] Donald! Give him your gift!
Leo Dooley : Yeah, Big D. Maybe your awesome-tastical gift can cheer me up after being...
Leo Dooley : [over to the Adam, Bree and Chase] ... Totally forgotten!
Donald Davenport : What? That gift? You don't want that gift. You know what?
Donald Davenport : [whipping out a stack of cash and counting off a few bills] Just gimme the number that'll keep the tears back. Wadda ya say?