- Ryan Clark: We're flying into the fucking Sun, and the fire extinguishers don't work!
- Matt Spencer: Yeah. That's an oversight.
- Ryan Clark: Did you know about this?
- Billie McEvoy: I knew that we would have to make difficult decisions. I just didn't know it'd be explained with stickers.
- Iris Kimura: Okay, take this science project and go home. I say home. I assume wherever you sleep has a license plate.
- Karen Kelly: You told me that I couldn't leave the cabin, because the passengers wanted to use my sphincter as a hockey puck!
- Matt Spencer: Frank, the vow is to have and to hold, right, not hold hostage.
- Rav Mulcair: [whispering] It's always the quiet ones.
- Frank Kelly: I was protecting her. It's like, you know, sometimes the best way of protecting someone is by subjugating them.
- Ryan Clark: I'm going to go and gargle some bleach now so my voice box packs in.
- Billie McEvoy: No, that will actually kill you.
- Ryan Clark: Added bonus.
- Matt Spencer: You depressed, anorexic Santa Claus. That's what you are. How do you shave that face of lies?
- Ryan Clark: I use an electric.
- Rav Mulcair: I don't deal well with chaos! Um, please could someone get me a weighted blanket and a red inhaler!
- Matt Spencer: Karen, you could be out there living like a GI who liberated Paris right now with garlands of flowers and multiple STDs.
- Matt Spencer: Yeah, well, you're a pissy little mommy's boy! Mommy's boy!
- Ryan Clark: My mother's dead.
- Matt Spencer: Yes, because she hated you, so she exploded.
- Herman Judd: How can we accidentally fly into the Sun? That fucker is huge! I will not die today. I've blocked out that fiery disc of shit with nothing but a parasol on a beach. I beat it then...
- Matt Spencer: Deep breath.
- Herman Judd: ...and I'll beat it again.
- Rav Mulcair: Okay.
- Herman Judd: I will die in a fizzy bath surrounded by hookers on the day of my choice, do you understand me?
- Rav Mulcair: Mm-Hmm.
- Herman Judd: [as he is being led out of the room] You understand me?
- Ryan Clark: I swear, when he burns up, he's gonna leave noisy ashes.