Avenue 5 (TV Series)
What an Unseasonal Delight (2022)
Zach Woods: Matt Spencer
Quotes
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Ryan Clark : We're flying into the fucking Sun, and the fire extinguishers don't work!
Matt Spencer : Yeah. That's an oversight.
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Matt Spencer : Frank, the vow is to have and to hold, right, not hold hostage.
Rav Mulcair : [whispering] It's always the quiet ones.
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Ryan Clark : Whose side are you on?
Matt Spencer : The winner's. Always the winner's.
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Matt Spencer : You depressed, anorexic Santa Claus. That's what you are. How do you shave that face of lies?
Ryan Clark : I use an electric.
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Matt Spencer : Karen, you could be out there living like a GI who liberated Paris right now with garlands of flowers and multiple STDs.
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Matt Spencer : Yeah, well, you're a pissy little mommy's boy! Mommy's boy!
Ryan Clark : My mother's dead.
Matt Spencer : Yes, because she hated you, so she exploded.
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Herman Judd : How can we accidentally fly into the Sun? That fucker is huge! I will not die today. I've blocked out that fiery disc of shit with nothing but a parasol on a beach. I beat it then...
Matt Spencer : Deep breath.
Herman Judd : ...and I'll beat it again.
Rav Mulcair : Okay.
Herman Judd : I will die in a fizzy bath surrounded by hookers on the day of my choice, do you understand me?
Rav Mulcair : Mm-Hmm.
Herman Judd : [as he is being led out of the room] You understand me?
Ryan Clark : I swear, when he burns up, he's gonna leave noisy ashes.