"Avenue 5" What an Unseasonal Delight (TV Episode 2022) - Hugh Laurie as Ryan Clark

Ryan Clark : We're flying into the fucking Sun, and the fire extinguishers don't work!

Matt Spencer : Yeah. That's an oversight.
Ryan Clark : Did you know about this?

Billie McEvoy : I knew that we would have to make difficult decisions. I just didn't know it'd be explained with stickers.
Ryan Clark : I'm not afraid of the truth! I'm just afraid of it leaving my lips.
Ryan Clark : I'm going to go and gargle some bleach now so my voice box packs in.

Billie McEvoy : No, that will actually kill you.

Ryan Clark : Added bonus.
Ryan Clark : Whose side are you on?

Matt Spencer : The winner's. Always the winner's.
Matt Spencer : You depressed, anorexic Santa Claus. That's what you are. How do you shave that face of lies?

Ryan Clark : I use an electric.
Matt Spencer : Yeah, well, you're a pissy little mommy's boy! Mommy's boy!

Ryan Clark : My mother's dead.

Matt Spencer : Yes, because she hated you, so she exploded.
Herman Judd : How can we accidentally fly into the Sun? That fucker is huge! I will not die today. I've blocked out that fiery disc of shit with nothing but a parasol on a beach. I beat it then...

Matt Spencer : Deep breath.

Herman Judd : ...and I'll beat it again.

Rav Mulcair : Okay.

Herman Judd : I will die in a fizzy bath surrounded by hookers on the day of my choice, do you understand me?

Rav Mulcair : Mm-Hmm.

Herman Judd : [as he is being led out of the room] You understand me?

Ryan Clark : I swear, when he burns up, he's gonna leave noisy ashes.

Hugh Laurie: Ryan Clark