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Harvey Specter : Something told me you'd need it, and by something, I mean common sense. And by need it, I mean you're an idiot.
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Harvey Specter : Get your tux on. We got a situation.
Mike Ross : Uh, a situation that requires a tux? Where... where is this tuxedo situation?
Harvey Specter : Atlantic City. Can you get dressed now?
Mike Ross : Uh, yeah I could.
Harvey Specter : But?
Mike Ross : I don't have a tux.
[Harvey makes a face]
Mike Ross : I'm not Bruce Wayne.
Harvey Specter : Don't I know it.
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Mike Ross : You didn't tell me you were bringing me here.
Harvey Specter : And that's a problem how?
Mike Ross : I'm sort of banned from here.
Harvey Specter : For smoking weed?
Mike Ross : Counting cards. I mean I was smoking weed, but they banned me for counting cards. My brain just does it. I-I can't help that it keeps track!
Harvey Specter : And that's your defense?
Mike Ross : It was three years ago. I was broke.
Harvey Specter : Well, which is it, your brain just does it or you were broke?
Mike Ross : What are you, some kind of lawyer?
Harvey Specter : Get inside. You're wearing a tux. They're not gonna know who you are.
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Harvey Specter : That's okay, I deserved it.
Jessica Pearson : What?
Harvey Specter : Do you remember when he was so mad when his cat peed in the corner of his office?
Jessica Pearson : Mm-hm.
Harvey Specter : That wasn't his cat.
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Harvey Specter : Pick a card in your mind. Any card.
Mike Ross : What? Okay, what, now... now you're gonna tell me what the card is?
Harvey Specter : I'm going to tell you what it isn't. It's not one of the fifty-two cards in the deck. Because you think you're smarter than me, it's a baseball card or football card -- or... it's the joker. I told you this before, I'm gonna tell you again: I don't play the odds, I play the man.
Mike Ross : Well, let me tell you one thing.
Harvey Specter : What?
Mike Ross : Louis bugged your office. He heard our whole conversation about Tanner's lawsuit and then he ran and he told Hardman.
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Harvey Specter : There's gonna come a day, Louis, when I need something from you, and when I do, you're gonna remember that I let this pass. Daniel Hardman is not the answer. You owe me.
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Harvey Specter : You think this happens if you walk in here in a t-shirt and jeans?
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Harvey Specter : What happened with Judge Fullman?
Jessica Pearson : There might be a slight problem.
Harvey Specter : What did you do?
Jessica Pearson : Why do you assume I did something?
Harvey Specter : What did you do?
Jessica Pearson : There was a prank.
Harvey Specter : How bad was it?
Jessica Pearson : We went to law school together and I got her drunk.
Harvey Specter : So?
Jessica Pearson : She woke up in front of the entire con law class.
Harvey Specter : It's recoverable.
Jessica Pearson : She might have been naked.
Harvey Specter : Might have?
Jessica Pearson : Was.
Harvey Specter : We're screwed.
Jessica Pearson : Come on, Harvey. She was uptight, I just straightened her out. That's what you do with uptight people.
Harvey Specter : Well why didn't you ever do that to Louis.
Jessica Pearson : I did.
Harvey Specter : That was you? He blamed me.
Jessica Pearson : You can be uptight sometimes too. That's why I let him think it was you.
Harvey Specter : Told him it was me.
Jessica Pearson : That's what I said.
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Harvey Specter : We have three choices here
[counts on fingers]
Harvey Specter : We move forward with the suit, lose-lose; we can give you your money back, plus the five hundred thousand; or, you and I can play poker for it.
[flips Walsh off]
Harvey Specter : And I'm not giving you your money back.