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Donald Glover: Troy Barnes

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• Jeff Winger : [dispassionately]  I know it's sad, but death is a natural part of life and by the time I finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died in China.

  Troy Barnes : [wide-eye panicked]  Why did you stop talking?

  [checks phone] 

  Troy Barnes : I have to call my pen pal...

• Pierce Hawthorne : 13 years of college down the drain.

  Troy Barnes : I was gonna be the first one in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.

• Abed Nadir : [about Star-Burns' video]  Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Star-Burns' lawyer.

  Troy Barnes : How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop.

  [Uses his right hand to indicate the length of the missing left arm, growing more excited the higher up he goes] 

  Abed Nadir : It was the other arm.

• Britta Perry : [Britta pretends to be Star-Burns and encourages the group to ask her questions, as a way to deal with their grief]  Guys, you are doing this wrong. Ask me something personal.

  Abed Nadir : Star-Burns, I didn't know you that well, but why did you smell exactly like salami?

  Britta Perry : Abed!

  Pierce Hawthorne : I got one. Where's my comb?

  Britta Perry : [as Star-Burns]  I don't know.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yep, it's him.

  Annie Edison : Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?

  Troy Barnes : Why did you always poop with the stall door open?

  Abed Nadir : Is it true you made out with Britta?

  Britta Perry : [annoyed as self]  I don't see how that's relevant.

  Pierce Hawthorne : It was Fat Neil's black light party. Vicki saw you.

  Britta Perry : If that's true...

  [as Star-Burns] 

  Britta Perry : if... maybe it was because she was really drunk and she had just found out that her first boyfriend was getting married.

  [as self] 

  Britta Perry : If you guys are gonna do this wrong, then I'm gonna take these off.

  [attempts to remove fake star-burns affixed to her face] 

  Britta Perry : Ow!

  Jeff Winger : [amused]  Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.

  [takes picture of Britta wearing fake star-burns] 

• Nurse : Strange, I'm not finding any pepper spray on you.

  Troy Barnes : Well, check harder. It's not like I'm crying because I was chased by the gang of scary 12-year-olds.