Community (TV Series)
Course Listing Unavailable (2012)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : You seemed smarter than me when I met you.
Britta Perry : [annoyed] Thank you.
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Britta Perry : Annie has a point. The death of a peer, especially at our age, can trigger a whole range of emotions. As a psychologist...
Jeff Winger : Student.
Britta Perry : ...I hereby offer my licensed...
Jeff Winger : Unlicensed.
Britta Perry : ...services as a grief counsellor.
Jeff Winger : Grief causer.
Britta Perry : If anyone needs to talk, the doctor...
Jeff Winger : Not even close.
Britta Perry : ...is in.
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Britta Perry : [Britta pretends to be Star-Burns and encourages the group to ask her questions, as a way to deal with their grief] Guys, you are doing this wrong. Ask me something personal.
Abed Nadir : Star-Burns, I didn't know you that well, but why did you smell exactly like salami?
Britta Perry : Abed!
Pierce Hawthorne : I got one. Where's my comb?
Britta Perry : [as Star-Burns] I don't know.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yep, it's him.
Annie Edison : Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?
Troy Barnes : Why did you always poop with the stall door open?
Abed Nadir : Is it true you made out with Britta?
Britta Perry : [annoyed as self] I don't see how that's relevant.
Pierce Hawthorne : It was Fat Neil's black light party. Vicki saw you.
Britta Perry : If that's true...
[as Star-Burns]
Britta Perry : if... maybe it was because she was really drunk and she had just found out that her first boyfriend was getting married.
[as self]
Britta Perry : If you guys are gonna do this wrong, then I'm gonna take these off.
[attempts to remove fake star-burns affixed to her face]
Britta Perry : Ow!
Jeff Winger : [amused] Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.
[takes picture of Britta wearing fake star-burns]
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Jeff Winger : Oh, come on, everybody. This is a completely unnecessary process.
Britta Perry : What Jeff's doing right now is called denial and it is the first of five stages of grief that ends with acceptance.
Jeff Winger : Name any other stage.
Britta Perry : What are you, my final?
