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Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne

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• Pierce Hawthorne : 13 years of college down the drain.

  Troy Barnes : I was gonna be the first one in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.

• Britta Perry : [Britta pretends to be Star-Burns and encourages the group to ask her questions, as a way to deal with their grief]  Guys, you are doing this wrong. Ask me something personal.

  Abed Nadir : Star-Burns, I didn't know you that well, but why did you smell exactly like salami?

  Britta Perry : Abed!

  Pierce Hawthorne : I got one. Where's my comb?

  Britta Perry : [as Star-Burns]  I don't know.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yep, it's him.

  Annie Edison : Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?

  Troy Barnes : Why did you always poop with the stall door open?

  Abed Nadir : Is it true you made out with Britta?

  Britta Perry : [annoyed as self]  I don't see how that's relevant.

  Pierce Hawthorne : It was Fat Neil's black light party. Vicki saw you.

  Britta Perry : If that's true...

  [as Star-Burns] 

  Britta Perry : if... maybe it was because she was really drunk and she had just found out that her first boyfriend was getting married.

  [as self] 

  Britta Perry : If you guys are gonna do this wrong, then I'm gonna take these off.

  [attempts to remove fake star-burns affixed to her face] 

  Britta Perry : Ow!

  Jeff Winger : [amused]  Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.

  [takes picture of Britta wearing fake star-burns] 

• Annie Edison : [study group sits in silence]  You guys, how long are we going to avoid talking about this really serious thing that's happened?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Is it always about the Holocaust with you people?

• Pierce Hawthorne : [reaches into urn, sifting through the ashes]  I know my comb's in here, you son of a bitch!