- Agnes Brown: I had four donuts before you walked in the door
- Winnie McGoogan: But that'll kill ya
- Agnes Brown: I don't give a shite I won't be carrying the coffin
- Buster Brady: Oh, that Robin.
- Agnes Brown: Who's Robbin'
- Buster Brady: Me.
- Agnes Brown: You wanna give that up son.
- Dermot Brown: No Mammy, he not going to be robbin', he's going to BE Robin.
- Agnes Brown: When?
- Dermot Brown: In a few days.
- Agnes Brown: He's not robbin today.
- Dermot Brown: Obviously.
- Agnes Brown: Be he's going to be robbin' and you think thats alright?
- Dermot Brown: Mammy, you're getting confused.
- Buster Brady: Dermot, can I explain?
- Dermot Brown: This should be good.
- Buster Brady: You see Mrs Brown, Robin is good and I'm going to be Robin, so if I'm Robin Robin, then there will be no robbin' because Robin he's not into robbin'
- Agnes Brown: Like Batman and Robin.
- Buster Brady: Yeah.
- Dermot Brown: Seriously? You got it from that?
- Agnes Brown: I thought it was perfectly clear.