- Eve: Spirits have been coming down here to help people for generations. Chuck was just the first person to write it down.
- Carol: Did you just say Chuck? As in Dickens?
- Eve: You know what, nice guy, obviously a fantastic writer, but he had a tendency to exaggerate things. Like 3 ghosts instead of 1, or a turkey instead of a slab of mutton.
- Eve: Time is the most expensive thing you can give. You can't buy it, and once it's gone, you can never get it back.