- Toby Kennish: [to Daphne] If you think my dad is the kind of guy who's gonna cheat on my mom, then you clearly haven't been in this family long enough.
- James 'Wilke' Wilkerson III: [to Daphne] When you said you were working at the car wash, I was expecting a bikini and some suds.
- Bay Kennish: [to Emmett] If you think there is any chance of us sleeping together tonight, then you are higher than your dad.