- Johann Tannhauser: But I have decided. I have decided that you should have the baby here. We have everything here we need for delivery. We have balloons. We have... many balloons.
- Gunter Vogler: The woman in this bed is dishonest, deceitful, and manipulative... and I cannot live without her.
- Johann Tannhauser: Your aura of sluttishness - you have contaminated my hideaway with your sluttitiousness.
- Eva Braden: Find Tannhauser in time and the war will end, just like when Saddam Hussein was captured in Iraq.
- Gunter Vogler: [laughing] The war didn't end after that!
- Eva Braden: It did in the US versions of events.