Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Solaricks (2022)
Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith
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Quotes
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Morty Smith : If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?
Rick Sanchez : Knock it off! Get out of here! You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber!
Morty Smith : Takes one to know one!
Rick Sanchez : Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
Morty Smith : I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years.
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AI Diane : Rick, is that you?
Rick Sanchez : Yeah, Diane.
AI Diane : You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer?
Rick Sanchez : Not yet, sorry. Still looking.
AI Diane : You'll find him. You always do everything you set your mind to, except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault.
Rick Sanchez : Mute.
AI Diane : If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you, would I, you dirty bear?
Rick Sanchez : Yeah. I forgot I wanted to be haunted.
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[Rick is trying to reset portal travel throughout the universe]
Rick Sanchez : Basically, just a hard reset on the fluid. Hold tight, the Earth's going to shake a bit.
[pours portal gun fluid into a tray and electrifies it]
Rick Sanchez : [a strange green pulse emanates from the fluid, then races across the cosmos]
Beth Smith clone : Uh...
Beth Smith : [Rick and Morty both pulse green] oh!
Rick Sanchez : Oh, shit!
Morty Smith : Wait, what? Wh-what's happening?
Rick Sanchez : Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. Too late to apologize.
Jerry Smith : [entering garage] Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.
Morty Smith : Rick, are we about to die?
Rick Sanchez : No, we're about to vanish from this reality.
Jerry Smith : That's totally dying!
Rick Sanchez : No, it isn't. It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
Morty Smith : Back to our original universes?
Rick Sanchez : I explained it fine, Morty. You're spoon feeding spoons. Wh-where's Summer?
Summer Smith : [entering garage] Oh, nice, you guys are back.
[sees green pulses from the men]
Summer Smith : Whoa!
Rick Sanchez : Summer. Three of us are one-way, blind hopping. You gotta help us get back. There's a protocol for this in your chore server, file name Booger AIDS.
Summer Smith : Every file is Booger AIDS!
Rick Sanchez : I-I hate naming things! Just search for words like one way blind hop reset nav beacon.
Jerry Smith : Why do I have a reality of origin?
Rick Sanchez : There's no time to explain, Jerry. Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol! Here we goooooo...
[the men pulse faster, but they don't vanish as expected]
Jerry Smith : So there was time to explain.
Rick Sanchez : Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's run down...
Summer Smith : [blandly] One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS.
Rick Sanchez : Cool. Wow.
Jerry Smith : There was so much time to explain!
Rick Sanchez : Yes, fine. Hindsight is 20/20. Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
Jerry Smith : How did I end up not in my own universe?
[realizing]
Jerry Smith : Oh, my God. The Jerryboree.
Rick Sanchez , Morty Smith : Ohhh, the Jerryboree.
Rick Sanchez : Deep cut.
[the three men finally vanish]
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Morty Smith : What the hell, Dad?
Original Jerry : Don't take it personal, Morty. That's one of the Four Agreements. I don't remember the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.
Morty Smith : Batman doesn't abandon people!
Original Jerry : You abandoned us.
Morty Smith : I deserve that. But, you know, it... it improved you.
Original Jerry : Oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well, that was easy, it only cost me fucking *everything*!
Morty Smith : Whoa, hey, I-I...
Original Jerry : You came back and talked about us like we weren't people, Morty! Then you bailed and left us to freeze!
Morty Smith : I-I was apologizing for that earlier...
Original Jerry : Your mom and sister *died*, Morty! And I moved on. From caring. And that is the best deal you will ever get. So take it.
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Rick Sanchez : Morty, did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. Or you'd be a bomb. Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
Morty Smith : Wasn't the Rick here dead? Th-th-that's why you pick places, right?
Rick Sanchez : Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah, not dead, more like, not around. When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day.
[a location on Rick's holographic map starts to beep]
Rick Sanchez : You son of a bitch! I got you!
Morty Smith : W-w-where are we going?
Rick Sanchez : To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
Morty Smith : I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family? And you were just waiting for him to come back?
Rick Sanchez : Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ re-piping.
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Rick Sanchez : That's who Summer is. She's going to get me out of here. She reminds me of you.
AI Diane : Oh really? Is she dead too?