- [first lines]
- Sir Breeze: It looks like Connecticut. It even smells like Connecticut. Man, I wish it was Connecticut.
- Sir Zeke: A curious phenomenon. Maybe there's an alteration in the chemical makeup of the chlorophyll, that manifests in a rapid coloration metamorphosis.
- Sir Gallop: Huh?
- Sir Zeke: Something in the leaves could be making them change colors fast.
- Sir Gallop: Right - I knew that.
- Queen Morgana: I want answers now. Who are you imposters?
- Lord Viper: We're the Knights of Justice and...
- Queen Morgana: Silence. Arthur and his knights are in the Cave of Glass. No one tries to make a fool of Morgana. Let them join Guinevere. A few years in the dungeon and you may decide to answer my questions.
- Merlin: I chose you athletes because you know how to overcome problems with new courage and strength. You would not walk off the playing field because of one bad moment, would you?
- Merlin: Trust in yourself. You are the king.
- Arthur King: And the king will take back what is his: his friends.
- Arthur King: [chucking] Now why didn't I think of that? I'll tell ya why. In my time this only happens on TV.
- Merlin: On what?
- Merlin: Excalibur is not just a "sword". Excalibur is the sword of good, Arthur. The sword of justice.
- Arthur King: I think I'm dreaming.
- Merlin: You're not. Come on, my boy, let's move. The most beautiful girl in the world is waiting for you.
- Arthur King: Dream or not, Guinevere, here I come.
- Arthur King: [of the cave to the hidden entrance] Dark and dirty. Just what I'd expect from Morgana.
- Arthur King: These bats aren't very gracious hosts. Nice place, but I don't think I'd wanna live here.
- Lord Viper: Excalibur is only steel, and mortal humans are made of flesh and blood. You are made out of stone, Warlord Blackwing. Stone breaks steel every time. Stone can crush flesh.
- Warlord Blackwing: But his sword really is magical. It's harder than stone.
- Queen Morgana: Excalibur has strength, this is true. But you are *my* Warlords. Tell me what can a sword do against my magic?
- Sir Trunk: Oh, man, this place smells worse than Phil's sneakers.
- Queen Guinevere: It is the stench of evil you smell, Sir Trunk.
- Lady Elaine: My queen, aren't the knights acting most strangely since their return?
- Queen Guinevere: No more strangely than my husband Arthur acts. He speaks and acts in ways that are not those of the Arthur I know. And yet my eyes see my Arthur and my heart knows how generous his heart is.
- Merlin: You have won the first victory. Still, it will be a long battle before you can free the kingdom and recover the Keys of Truth that will return you to your own time. But tonight is a night for celebration. I believe your terminology is "party on"?