X-Men '97 (TV Series)

To Me, My X-Men (2024)

Gui Agustini: Roberto Da Costa

Quotes 

• Roberto Da Costa : [seeing Cyclops]  Meu Deus. Good guy or bad guy?

  Cyclops : Name's Cyclops. Definitely the good guy.

• Beast : [Roberto awakens in Beast's lab to the sounds of Mozart and the sight of Beast tinkering with Bishop's temporal transceiver]  Salutations and welcome. I'm...

  Roberto Da Costa : Blue. Very blue. Wow.

  Beast : An astute observation, my boy. Hank McCoy here, or if you prefer my friendly nom de guerre, Beast. That there at the foot of your bed is...

  Jubilee : Name's Jubilee, and, dude, I get it. One day, life's fresh, and the next day, you're waking up to a blue monkey singing Mozart as he tinkers with doohickeys.

  Beast : Simian analogies, Jubilee? Shame on you. And this doohickey is an elegant piece of art capable of teleporting someone through time and space.

  Jubilee : Bishop's bling. He's a time traveler.

• Magneto : [Jubilee is running Roberto through a simulation of Magneto in the Danger Room]  Hear me! Humanity's days are over! We are nature's favored children. A new age begins as we build a bright mutant future upon...

  Roberto Da Costa : Video games are for nerds!

  Jubilee : Oh, it's no game, buddy. It's the Danger Room. It's where we train. That's Magneto, the Professor's ex-bestie. They had, uh, different takes on human-mutant co-existence. So, what can you do? Fly? Teleport? Shoot gold balls from your body? That'd be weird.

  Roberto Da Costa : But, like, he's not even real.

  Magneto : You would turn your back on your own?

  [the simulation Magneto hurls an I-beam at Roberto, who narrowly dodges it] 

  Jubilee : Better show me those powers, tough guy.

  Roberto Da Costa : Seriously, girl, get a life!

  [Wolverine tackles Roberto to the ground from behind, then extends two of his right-hand claws on either side of Roberto's head] 

  Wolverine : Show the lady some respect.

  Roberto Da Costa : Oh, so scary, Jubilee. Can we stop now?

  Wolverine : Computer, end program.

  [the simulation ends. Roberto is shocked to learn Wolverine is real. Wolverine then extends his left-hand claws in front of Roberto's face, to the youth's horror] 

  Wolverine : Scary enough for you, bub?

• Roberto Da Costa : Be an X-Man, Jubilee? I don't even want to be myself.