[first lines]
Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and uh, I have to say, I feel a little bit left out on That Guy With The Glasses. I mean, well, everybody seems to have an evil alter-ego. A, uh, villain, if you will. So I uh, well, I thought I'd introduce my own. Meet the British Bastard.
British Bastard: You prick.
Mike J.: Oh he-he's a bastard. Ooh anyway...
[puts on a Santa hat]
Mike J.: 'Tis the season. Uh so, what are we gonna review?
[Mike is shown the title card for The Santa Clause 2]
Mike J.: Ah.
British Bastard: You prick.
Mike J.: The Santa Clause was a solid family film, and was the sort of movie that didn't talk down to kids so adults could actually enjoy it as well. That was 1994. So, why they felt the need to do a sequel eight years later is beyond me. Surely the story's been told? Apparently not.