- Greg: Dad, are you coming?
- Bernie: Yeah, I just wanna practice this dance I wanna surprise your mother with. Go ahead.
- Film Brain: I'm just gonna do something stupid so they can re-edit the movie around me, son. Just go right ahead and I'll be re-written in right behind you.
- Film Brain: [after the Fockers and Byrnes discuss moving to Chicago to be near Greg and Pam] No, not another sequel. No, worse! It sounds like a spin-off TV series. Oh Jesus, when I said it was sitcom, I didn't mean to give them ideas!