- Luke Alvez: [walks into tech room] Good morning, Penelope
- Penelope Garcia: Thank you for entering my cleansed lair! Can I ask you something?
- Luke Alvez: If you gonna ask me to look after your cat again, I'm gonna have to get an allergy prescription from my doctor
- Penelope Garcia: No! But on behalf of Sergio and all senior cats everywhere, we appreciate you putting your immune system on the line like that for him
- Penelope Garcia: [after proposing a great, novel idea] What do you think?
- Luke Alvez: I think it's a great idea!
- Penelope Garcia: And the rumor is you're difficult to work with. Oh! Wait! I started that rumor