Peep Show (TV Series)

The William Morris Years (2015)

Robert Webb: Jeremy Usborne

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Quotes 

• Jeremy Usborne : [discussing how they're going to kick Jerry out of Mark's apartment]  What about going Litvinenko?

  Mark Corrigan : Kill him? With polonium?

  Jeremy Usborne : Not full Litvinenko. Just a little bit of something debilitating in his pasta each night. Grind him down, weaken him, till he's all pathetic, and you can just

  [motions scooping Jerry up with his left hand] 

  Jeremy Usborne : scoop him up like a sick whippet and

  [motions throwing Jerry away] 

  Jeremy Usborne : dump him.

  Mark Corrigan : Um...

  Jeremy Usborne : You might quite like tending him as he grows weaker and weaker.

  Mark Corrigan : [acting out their scenario]  "Here's your tea, Jerry. God, you must get better soon."

  Jeremy Usborne : [acting out their scenario]  "Oh, do sit up, Jerry, while I spoon you some more of this slightly silvery porridge."

  Mark Corrigan , Jeremy Usborne : [both laugh mischievously] 

  Jeremy Usborne : Should I keep my voice down?

  Mark Corrigan : No, he's an irritatingly sound sleeper. Ear plugs and eye mask, the full blot.

  Jeremy Usborne : Well, we could start by just... moving his stuff out.

  Mark Corrigan : No. No, we couldn't. Could we?

  Jeremy Usborne : [looks at Mark mischieviously] 

• [In reference to Super Hans' stag do, hosted in a juice bar, where the guests are being urged to drink copious amounts of the stuff for hours on end] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  This stag is one load of PG-rated, Disney-assed, Which? magazine-approved, childproof, high-vitamin, fucking bullshit.