New Tricks (TV Series)

Love Means Nothing in Tennis (2012)

Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gerry Standing : Oh, well played, Junior. Now give it, give it and go. No, right wing, right wing! Go, go go!

  [Ball is kicked into Junior' leg, and he falls] 

  Gerry Standing : Uh! You all right son? Gerry?

  Gerry Junior : I'm okay, Grandad.

  Gerry Standing : You sure? Good boy, you're playing well. Keep it up.

  Father of Opposing Team Player : Come on, son! Go in hard! The way we spoke about!

  Gerry Standing : [mutters]  Berk.

  Brian Lane : He's a good little player, your grandson.

  Gerry Standing : Oh, well played, well played! Ah, nice, very nice! Gets it from his mum.

  Brian Lane : Yeah?

  Gerry Standing : She was the best player in her school.

  Brian Lane : Get away.

  Gerry Standing : Yeah, my Paula. Not many. Had trials with West Ham Ladies.

  Brian Lane : West Ham?

  Gerry Standing : Yeah, they trained two or three times a week.

• Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman : Every time my mother forced me to do something I didn't want to do, I fought against it tooth and nail.

  Gerry Standing : Why am I not at all surprised?