Shining Time Station: Second Chances (1995 TV Movie)

Brian Edward O'Connor: Schemer

Quotes 

• Stacy Jones : [Upon hearing the news of the Scooters winning another game]  Oh, this is so wonderful! I'm gonna get us all a treat to celebrate!

  J.B. King Esquire : Not so fast, they still have to defeat one more team.

  Schemer : One more team? One more team? Bring 'em on! We'll wipe the field with them! I'm telling you, we are so good right now, we could beat ourselves.

  [the Scooters cheer] 

  Schemer : So, so, who is this, this, this chump of a team that we are going to defeat?

  Midge Smoot : The Snarlyville Slashers.

  Schemer : Oh, the Snarlyville...

  [suddenly shocked and panicky] 

  Schemer : Snarlyville? The Snarlyville Slashers?

  Felix Perez : Just take it easy, Schener. Take it easy.

  Midge Smoot : They're just a team.

  Ginny : They're not any better than you.

  Schemer : [regaining composure]  Yes, that's true, though. Yes. Yes. They're not any better than me. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make so many runs around them we're gonna get dizzy, that'w what we're gonna do!

  [Sledgebolt walks up behind him] 

  Schemer : You know what we're gonna do...?

  Sledgeholt : You're gonna what?

  Schemer : [petrified]  It's... it's... It's Luke... It's Luke...

  [Sledgebolt turns to show his name on the back of his jersey] 

  Schemer : Sledgebolt! The big, big, big, big coach of the Snarlyville Slashers. You know what we're gonna do?

  [Walks over to a bench] 

  Schemer : We're gonnafind ourselves a bench.

  [kisses the bench, then sits on it in a fetal position] 

  Schemer : Good bench. Then, we're gonna sit on this bench in a little tiny ball, rolled up, until Halloween. Goodbye!