Work It (TV Series)

My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis (2013)

Benjamin Koldyke: Lee Standish

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Quotes 

• [Lee takes Connie for a ride on a motorcycle] 

  Lee Standish : Pretty sweet, huh?

  Connie Standish : What?

  Lee Standish : The motorcycle, it's pretty sweet!

  Connie Standish : I can't hear a word you're saying!

  Lee Standish : I dress up as a woman for work!

  Connie Standish : What?

  Lee Standish : I said, I dress up as a woman for work and it's made me a better person!

  Connie Standish : Seriously, what are you saying?

• [Thinking he's a lesbian, Angel's coworkers push him to confess his feelings for Lee, both of whom are masquerading as women] 

  Angel Ortiz : The truth is I'm in love with you.

  Lee Standish : Um, well how long have you felt this way, Angel?

  Angel Ortiz : Ever since we met. I can't tell you how many nights I've drawn your face on a pillow and put it between my legs!

  Lee Standish : Well, I'm flattered. I treasure you as a friend, Angel, but I am straight.

  Angel Ortiz : So you like men?

  Lee Standish : Yes.

  Angel Ortiz : You like having sex with men?

  Lee Standish : Yes... I like having sex with men.

  Angel Ortiz : I'm sorry, could you say that again while I record it as my ring tone?