Community (TV Series)
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts (2012)
Charles Walker: Minister
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : [to Andre And Shirley] Hi, sorry, don't want to interrupt. But you are cordially invited to prevent a disaster.
Britta Perry : I promise to put your dreams before mine.
Jeff Winger : I promise to bottle up my repulsion at the sight of your hair in the drain.
Britta Perry : I promise to earn no more than 70% of what you would make at the same job.
Jeff Winger : What about babies?
Britta Perry : What about 'em?
Jeff Winger : How many?
Britta Perry : Pick a number, dick! Like it's up to me!
Shirley Bennett : What in God's name are you two doing?
Britta Perry : Getting married. What does it look like we're doing?
Shirley Bennett : You two are damn fools.
[to Minister]
Shirley Bennett : Oh, sorry.
Minister : I'll allow it.
Britta Perry : I am a fool. I was a fool to think I wasn't destined for a life of this. I mean, look around. Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw if I actually gave a crap? No offense.
Shirley Bennett : Knock it off.