Community (TV Series)

Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts (2012)

Brian Gattas: Dale

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Quotes 

• Britta Perry : Come on, how difficult is this?

  [sighs] 

  Britta Perry : You do one of these, one of these, one of these, this one, this one and, like, stick a ribbon on it. Happy?

  [strumming harp] 

  Annie Edison : Britta, that's a really beautiful arrangement.

  Dale : Color me lavender. "Lavender" means "impressed."

  Britta Perry : Yeah, well, great... Flowers look good in a pot. There are people dying in Uganda.

• Dale : Well, have you thought about the color story for your wedding?

  Annie Edison : He means the theme of the wedding. Right, Dale?

  Dale : Mm-hmm.

  Britta Perry : Same theme as every wedding... Conformity, blind participation, and patriarchal...

  Annie Edison : What about pink?

  Dale : We don't call it pink. We don't call anything by its name. That's, like, day-one floral school stuff. This is citrine. This is opalescent. This is sea glass, cameo, and cerulean.