Boris Koslov, a crude but likable son of a wealthy Russian immigrant sets off to prove to his father that he is capable of taking over the family business. No small feat to be sure, especially since the family business is in underground kidney trafficking. Boris takes advantage of an unconscious car accident victim to score his next kidney, sacrificing a rendezvous with the love of his life, the local infomercial lady. His efforts don't pay off in the end, as his father disapproves of his unorthodox methods for stealing the kidney. Boris is sent to his room, no closer to winning Papa's approval or his love's heart.
—Anonymous