Modern Family (TV Series)
Egg Drop (2012)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Manny Delgado : [Gloria is yelling at her family in Spanish on the phone] I understood 'crazy old witch', 'go kill yourself', then 'I love you'.
Jay Pritchett : I'll never get this, how you all yell at each other.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That's how you know that your family loves you - when they feel free to scream at you!
Jay Pritchett : Oh, I guess I owe my ex-wife an apology. Apparently, she was nuts about me.
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Claire Dunphy : You know, this is your fault.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Claire Dunphy : The way we compete with each other, it's-it's sick. It's so sick, two thirteen year olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.
Jay Pritchett : How do you figure that?
Claire Dunphy : Dad! You pushed me into sports; you never let me win. You know, that stuff - it does something to a girl.
Jay Pritchett : For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure that wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.