Jena Sims: Cassie
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Jett : What's up, big mama?
Cassie Stratford : Nothing much. Just growing into a gigantic mutant. You?
Jett : Better than you.
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Dr. Higgs : [upon discovering Cassie's growth] I think my aorta just crapped its pants.
Kyle : You grew again?
Cassie Stratford : [admiring her feet in the pool] My little piggies look like fat hogs! The ReNew compound must have altered my hypothesis.
Dr. Higgs : Yes, resulting in extreme gigantism.
[stepping forward to see more of her]
Dr. Higgs : It's truly amazing.
Cassie Stratford : [annoyed] Be amazed from over there, Dr. Feelgood.
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Kyle : ReNew is actually morphing chromosomes. It's aiding replication so that only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
Cassie Stratford : In other words, it turns ugly - into cute.
Mr. Gray : I have one question. Will it work on titties?
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Ryan : [races out of Jett's dorm room in his underwear] No! No-no! No! Crazy bitch. Get away from me!
Jett : [waving a large cucumber] It's organic!
Ryan : No!
Jett : I was gonna lube it up first.
Ryan : No! You're fucking crazy! Get away from me!
Jett : Man. Oh, hey Cass. Hungry?
Cassie Stratford : I'll pass.
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Kyle : At least let us monitor your condition before all this pom-pomming sucks your IQ dry.
Cassie Stratford : What'd you say?
Kyle : You heard me. The Cass I knew was a scientist. Now, you've thrown all that away to be some bimbo cheerleader.
Cassie Stratford : I happen to like cheerleading.
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Kyle : You took an experimental compound to impress some pom-pom waving twit?
Cassie Stratford : You should be happy! ReNew works better than we imagined. There's just one tiny side effect.
Kyle : Tiny? I wouldn't call this tiny, Cass. You're a she-hulk!
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Kyle : This is okay. We can - yeah, we can fix this. No problemo.
Cassie Stratford : Really? I look like a slutty Statue of Liberty and you say no problemo?
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Cassie Stratford : I'm sorry, Doc. The ReNew compound must be making me more spontaneously aggressive.
Dr. Higgs : Yes, among other side effects.
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Jett : He was kinda cute in his nerdy puppy kind of way.
Cassie Stratford : You noticed that too, huh?
Jett : Yeah. It's a shame you'd have to go spelunking to have sex with you though.
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Cassie Stratford : I will not be Zem-Chem's science experiment.
Mr. Gray : Well, you should have thought of that before you injected company property up your ass!
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Cassie Stratford : It's like life is taking a steaming pee on my birthday cake.
Jett : Would ice cream help?
Cassie Stratford : Twenty gallons. Mint chocolate chip.
