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Contemporary Impressionists (2012)

Richard Erdman: Leonard

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• Britta Perry : No, those meds you're taking. Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis. Ok... look. This apple is your ego. Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, taking over your whole personality, making you an uncontrollable monster.

  Jeff Winger : Britta, how did an apple make that clear? Imagine it expanding? Use a balloon.

  Britta Perry : I was on my way to lunch.

  Jeff Winger : Why are you trying to take this away from me? I like having no anxiety. I'm in harmony with the world.

  Leonard : Looking good, Winger.

  Jeff Winger : Thank you, Leonard, for that compliment, and for your service to this country.

  [to Britta] 

  Jeff Winger : I'm so confident now, I can pull things off I never dreamed possible. Look.

  [dons sunglasses] 

  Jeff Winger : Aviators. Final boarding call, beefcake airways.

  Britta Perry : I'm warning you as your friend to get off of those meds. And until they're out of your system, stay away from flattering situations... weddings, soft lighting, formal wear, gay bars. And take those off!

  Jeff Winger : Because they make me look good?

  Britta Perry : That's not relevant.