NCIS (TV Series)
Devil's Triangle (2011)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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[last lines]
Diane : Would you tell Tobias I never meant to hurt him?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Oh yeah, he knows... I think.
Diane : I really liked him. But I never should have married him. I didn't love him. Just like you never loved me.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I liked you... I still do.
Diane : But the only woman you'll ever love is Shannon.
[Diane hands something to Gibbs]
Diane : You were my Shannon, Leroy.
[She leaves. Gibbs looks down and sees that Diane has returned his grandfather's watch, that he gave to her years ago]
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : NCIS!
Tobias C. Fornell : FBI!
Victor Sterling : DSC!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : DSC?
Victor Sterling : Data Storage Co-Ordinator. Department of Homeland Security. Leroy? Tobias?
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Tobias C. Fornell : Violent take over. 2 dead guys. Missing Homeland Security official. You know what I'm thinking?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Victor was so desperate to get away from Diane, he had himself kidnapped.
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Abby Sciuto : Took you long enough.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What do you got?
Abby Sciuto : Questions, and a lot of them.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Shoot.
Abby Sciuto : Okay, first up: how quickly after you and Diane got divorced did she start dating Fornell? Because that must've been you know - awkward.
[Gibbs stares at Abby]
Abby Sciuto : Heh. Um okay, we'll just - we'll just circle back to that one. Question number 2: Were you jealous?
[Gibbs stares at Abby]
Abby Sciuto : Okay, so I see you're not ready to talk about this yet. Um, could I get a - a do-over?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs leaves the lab, then re-enters] What do you got, Abs?
Abby Sciuto : Security footage.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Condom underneath the fold? Really, Tobias?
Tobias C. Fornell : Same one I had in college. I never used it. I just like what it represents.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hope?
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Tobias C. Fornell : What are you doing here?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I was going to ask you the same thing.
Tobias C. Fornell : She called both of us. That can't be good.
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Tobias C. Fornell : Wait. Wait. Wait. She may be the spawn of Satan, but she's also the mother of my child. *No way* Diane's involved.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Rule 69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
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Victor Sterling : Not too bad for two guys who missed the wedding.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs , Tobias C. Fornell : [Gibbs and Fornell exchange glances then turn to Victor] Work.
Victor Sterling : You're forgiven.
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Leon Vance : Next part of this investigation is going to step on a lot of toes. You left me a bone sandwich, Gibbs.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Oh, I cut the crust off for you.
Leon Vance : FBI does have the lead. Good luck, Agent Fornell.
Tobias C. Fornell : Thanks.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Oh, cheer up, Tobias. At least you'll never have to talk with Diane again.
Tobias C. Fornell : I have a child with her.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Oh that's right. Guess I won't have to.
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Diane : I want you to look into it... Okay, I know what you guys are thinking, but Victor is not the kind of man to just disappear.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not sure how to say this.
Tobias C. Fornell : I do!... Look, we are not your personal buddy cop investigative service.
Diane : No, you're just my ex-husbands, and I need your help.
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Tobias C. Fornell : Where's Gibbs?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Down in Abby's lab.
Tobias C. Fornell : Where's... her?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Diane's getting something to eat.
Tobias C. Fornell : Hope she kills it first.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, she's pretty fiery. Can't be all bad, you married her.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Don't remind him.
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Leon Vance : Did you ask his wife about the money?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not yet.
Leon Vance : Are you going to?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs , Tobias C. Fornell : He can.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't think she knows about it.
Leon Vance : Well, have fun finding out, Agent Fornell. I spoke to your boss. We have a dead Naval Reservist, but kidnapping is your territory.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Fine with me.
Leon Vance : Agent Fornell will take the lead... Excuse me?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Works for me.
Tobias C. Fornell : Well, it doesn't for me. Any chance we can flip for it?
Leon Vance : No. National Security trumps your ex-wife issues. She can't be all bad, you married her.
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Dr. Donald Mallard : [to a dead body] For instance, in Ireland, divorce wasn't legalized until 1997.
Tobias C. Fornell : [Gibbs and Fornell enter] Thank God I'm not Irish. Can you imagine being stuck with her?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Don't have to imagine. We are, unless you can pull a rabbit out of that body.
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Victor Sterling : [Diane enters Interogation. Victor rises] Diane, I am so glad to see you.
Diane : You get the Hell away from me! Two million dollars? And I've been worried about how we're going to pay the mortgage!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Victor looks at Gibbs and Fornell] You're on your own.
Diane : Well?
Victor Sterling : It's family money.
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Diane : Have you just been waiting all these years? An opportunity to twist the knife in?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No, no. That's your specialty.
Diane : You way of getting even for leaving you?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I should give you a medal.
Diane : Yeah, well if there is a medal, I do deserve it - for staying so long. You know it isn't easy being a human anti-depressant. What, you didn't think I knew you just married me to get over Shannon?
[awkward silence]
Diane : ... Sorry. That- that was... I'm scared, Leroy.
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Diane Gibbs Fornell Sterling : Thank you both for coming. I didn't know who else to call.
T.C. Fornell : We kind of figured that...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : When you called us.
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[Diane storms into Vance's office]
Diane : When the hell were you going to tell me?
Tobias C. Fornell : Speak of the Devil.
Leon Vance : You must be Mrs...
Diane : Two million dollars? Victor has two million dollars?
Timothy McGee : Boss, she made me tell her.
Tobias C. Fornell : Who needs enhanced interrogation?
Diane : What else haven't you told me?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Can we talk about this downstairs?
Diane : What, you have a basement here, too, Mr. Woodchuck?
Leon Vance : Mrs. Sterling! I'm Director Vance. Rest assured, my agents are doing everything possible to find your husband.
Diane : Thank you. Just make sure they keep me informed, too.
[indicating McGee]
Diane : Wasn't any fun trying to pry information out of Macaulay Culkin here.