- [whilst in the cafe Norman's mobile phone beeps. He looks at his phone]
- Norman Simmonds: Oh, no!
- [Jean walks into the cafe]
- Jean Slater: You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts!
- Norman Simmonds: Well, I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were fourteen of them. Well, fifteen now.
- Jean Slater: The one about dinner.
- Norman Simmonds: Oh, yeah.
- Jean Slater: I was wondering... if... you might like... a home-cooked meal sometime.
- Norman Simmonds: Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having?
- Jean Slater: Sausage surprise! I'm known for it around here.
- Norman Simmonds: Oh. Saturday night, perhaps?
- Jean Slater: Perfecto.
- [Jean walks off]
- Cora Cross: You know that film Fatal Attraction?
- Norman Simmonds: The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why?
- Cora Cross: You're in it.
- [phone beeps]
- Norman Simmonds: Oh, no!
- Cora Cross: That'll be her.
- Norman Simmonds: That's sixteen now.