- George Takei: Did you run into me last month?
- William Shatner: [on the phone] ... Did I run into you last month?
- George Takei: Yes.
- William Shatner: No.
- George Takei: There you are. This is the real Bill Shatner!
- Howard Stern: So, in other words, you don't remember running into George at all?
- William Shatner: [on the phone] No, you know actually I don't and that's, uh, that's the real Bill.