Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : Yes, I'll admit it: the reason I watched this is because I have a crush on Kristen Bell. It still didn't help.

• Film Brain : Beth speaks to her best friend, Stacy, and that is one weird looking woman. I hate to be mean about peoples' appearances, but look at her. The poor woman looks like an ostrich.

  [does a side-by-side comparison] 

  Film Brain : And now that I've pointed that out, you won't be able to stop seeing it.

• Film Brain : You know, if this wasn't a movie about a magic fountain that makes people fall in love, this would be stupid. No, it still is.