Castle (TV Series)
Cops & Robbers (2011)
Jonah Wharton: Dr. Howser
Quotes
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Kate Beckett : [answers phone] What do you want, Castle?
Richard Castle : Tell me you need me.
Kate Beckett : Excuse me?
Richard Castle : I'm stuck in a bank helping my mother get a loan from my banker. Please tell me that there's a murder somewhere we could be solving.
Kate Beckett : Uh, sorry, there's no dead bodies, just a lot of paperwork, but you're welcome to come and do your share, for once.
Richard Castle : Only thing worse than being here is being there doing paperwork.
Kate Beckett : You know, how come we're partners when I'm chasing down bad guys, and as soon as there's paperwork, I'm on a solo mission?
[Castle is distracted having noticed suspicious people in hospital scrubs enter the bank]
Richard Castle : Hmm.
Kate Beckett : What?
Richard Castle : I think this bank is about to be robbed.
Kate Beckett : Really? Are you that bored?
Richard Castle : There's a man and a woman here, dressed in scrubs, and both of them have suspicious bulges in their jackets.
Kate Beckett : Castle, I think your writer's imagination is getting away with you.
[a third man enters the bank, locks the door and turns around with a gun]
Dr. Howser : Everybody get down on the floor!
Richard Castle : [softly] It's not my imagination. It's definitely not my imagination.
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Richard Castle : So, why Doogie Howser? I mean, there's so many cool TV doctors you can pick. Dr. House, Dr. Shepherd, Dr. Phil...
Dr. Howser : Shut up.