Last Man Standing (TV Series)
Last Baby Proof Standing (2011)
Molly Ephraim: Mandy Baxter
Quotes
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Mike Baxter : If you want money, maybe you should do what other people do.
Mandy Baxter : Get my own reality show. Dad, I'm trying.
Mike Baxter : How about a part-time job?
Mandy Baxter : [laughing] Job. Come on.
[she stops]
Mandy Baxter : Oh, my god. Are we poor?
Mike Baxter : You are.
[indicating himself and Vanessa]
Mike Baxter : We're doing very well.
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Mandy Baxter : I still don't get why I have to have a job. it's so unfair!
Vanessa Baxter : Oh, you're gonna be selling clothes. You love clothes, and you get to work at the mall. You love the mall.
Eve Baxter : I think it's good you're getting a job. You treat dad like an ATM.
Mike Baxter : Yes, and I'm not an ATM. You know how I know? I only speak English.
Eve Baxter : [laughing, she and Mike high-five] That's a good one, dad.
Mike Baxter : Ah, here's $20.
Mandy Baxter : Whoa. Hey, why doesn't she have to work?
Eve Baxter : 'Cause I don't need money. I've got everything I want.
[handing the bill back to Mike]
Eve Baxter : In fact, here, dad.
Mike Baxter : I insist.
Eve Baxter : Wouldn't even know what to do with it.
Mandy Baxter : [storming out in frustration] Ugh!
Eve Baxter : I'll take that 20 now.
Mike Baxter : You earned it.
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[first lines]
Mike Baxter : Well, beautiful wife, beautiful night, great cup of coffee at the end of the workday.
Vanessa Baxter : Nice.
Mike Baxter : Couldn't be better.
Mandy Baxter : [from inside the house] Dad!
Mike Baxter : You never wanna get too happy. They sense it, then they just crush it.
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Mandy Baxter : I'm meeting Travis at the mall. Can I have some money for Java Jimmy's?
Mike Baxter : Coffee? We got coffee right here. French press. Here.
[handing her his mug]
Mike Baxter : Taste Colombia's second-largest cash crop.
Mandy Baxter : [taking a sip, she spits it out and dumps the rest into a flower pot] Ugh! God, that's horrible.
Vanessa Baxter : Hey!
Mandy Baxter : No. No.
Mike Baxter : That was my coffee.
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Mandy Baxter : So can I have $20, or...
Mike Baxter : $20 for a cup of coffee?
Mandy Baxter : I'm a huge tipper. It's kind of my thing. I-I just feel so sorry for anybody that has to wear an apron.
Vanessa Baxter : You ask me why I put rum in here? This is why.
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Vanessa Baxter : You sure about this?
Mike Baxter : She's sixteen.
Mandy Baxter : [leaving] I'm seventeen, dad.
Mike Baxter : Seventeen. She should... she should think about getting her a job.
Vanessa Baxter : Well, it's just easier to give her money.
Mike Baxter : Well, we just can't be lazy with our kids. We're better than that.
Vanessa Baxter : Are we?
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Mike Baxter : Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Mandy Baxter : Yeah, it's my lunch break. Hey, can you front me $500?
Mike Baxter : [laughing it off] No.
[leading her into his office and shutting the door]
Mike Baxter : Get in there.
Mandy Baxter : There was a workplace accident.
Mike Baxter : What happened?
Mandy Baxter : I accidentally used my employee discount to buy a lot of cute clothes.
Mike Baxter : This isn't the right job for you.
Mandy Baxter : That's so weird. That's exactly what my manager said.