Community (TV Series)
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps (2011)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Trick or Dean!
[Jeff and Britta gasp]
Dean Pelton : Don't forget to come by our Halloween scare-tacular dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30. Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker. Halloween week!
Jeff Winger : So the lights will work on November 1st?
Dean Pelton : All Saint's day...
[Leaves the room]
Dean Pelton : Month!
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Dean Pelton : Hel-lo! Devil here. Just popping by with a little damnation orientation. Here's the sched. At 10:00, you'll be buried neck-deep in scorpions. 11:15, lava enemas, followed by pilates.
[the group is pleased with the pilates]
Dean Pelton : Pilates is a demon that eats your genitals.