Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011 Video)
Tyler Knight: Robbie Robertson
Quotes
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[first lines]
J.J. Jameson : Guess the hero doesn't always win.
Peter Parker : What's that, Mr. Jameson?
J.J. Jameson : Kraven the Hunter, framed for murder by that wall-crawling menace.
Robbie Robertson : We don't know that, Jonah. Captain Stacy told me there's plenty of evidence.
J.J. Jameson : Aww bullshit, Robbie, Kraven tried to rid this city of a pest and Spider-Man set him up. That man's a hero.
Peter Parker : Look, you also say that *Nixon* was misunderstood.
J.J. Jameson : Who asked you anyway, Parker? What good are you? This morning, Spider-Man and that Juggernaut knocked down a building. Where were you? Where are my pictures?
Peter Parker : Well, I guess I can't be everywhere at once.
Robbie Robertson : Jonah, we're not going to run that story. According to the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man tried to stop Juggernaut.
J.J. Jameson : That's right. Tried and failed. Just like *this* little prick.
[gestures at Parker]
J.J. Jameson : I pay you to be everywhere. You know what, Parker? You're fired. Fired. F-I-R-E-D, fired. Get outta here. Out. Out. Get out.