Back for the Future (2011)
Bill Hader: Store Clerk
Quotes
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Store Clerk : [sits down with a yellow shoebox] Glad you're sitting down, sir. Because this right here is the finest footwear available on the market today. Let me introduce you to...
[opens the box]
Store Clerk : the future!
Customer : [takes one of the shoes out] Wow. Man, this is heavy.
Store Clerk : Not heavy at all. It's actually quite light. Speaking of lights...
[presses the top of the shoe, its logo and bottom light up]
Store Clerk : Four hours on a single charge.
Customer : [absent minded at first] That ain't my density. Uh... I mean, my destiny.
Store Clerk : Whatever you want!
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Dr. Emmett Brown : [a bright explosion happens outside, and Doc Brown walks into the shoe store] Shoes! I need shoes!
Store Clerk : Well, I got... these right here.
[offers one of the shoes to Doc as he and the customer stand up]
Dr. Emmett Brown : [excited] Does this power-lace?
Store Clerk : Uh...
[looks to the managers]
Store Manager #2 : Not 'til two-thousand fifteen.
Store Clerk : Not 'til 2015, sir.
Dr. Emmett Brown : This is 2015!
Store Clerk : [hesitates, glances at the customer] It's 2011, sir.
Dr. Emmett Brown : [shocked] Great Scott! The time circuits must have malfunctioned!
[GASP; runs outside]
Store Clerk : I don't know what that means, sir. Wha... Where is he going?
[they go to the window]
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Customer : [Doc Brown drives away through time in his DeLorean, leaving a flaming tire tracks behind] Whoa! He made like a tree, and got out of here!
Store Clerk : Guys there's... There's a fire in the parking lot, guys! Anyone want to put out the fire in the parking lot? Kevin, you wanna go out and...?
[Kevin, the customer, nods no]