NCIS (TV Series)
Safe Harbor (2011)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think Gibbs and Borin would make a great couple. Just think of all the fun they'd have giving each other head slaps.
Ziva David : Well, head slaps are not very romantic, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, they can be - in the right context.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, we found a perfect woman for you, and we would like you to ask her out.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Who? Dusty? Nice lady. Great cook.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did you see that on the screen?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No. I dated her.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : So what was wrong with her, boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Nothing. She's perfect.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Perfect? What happened?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : There's nothing more boring than perfect.
[Gibbs laughs]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ducky, what do you think? Gibbs and Borin - date/mate material?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, given their combined work ethic, they'd probably never see each other. Which could be a recipe for the worlds shortest courtship, or extreme longevity.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So nobody's with me on team Bibbs?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [Entering] No!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We can change the name.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : You should change the subject, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Isn't 16 hours a day enough for him? I mean, don't get me wrong? I'm just not married to it, you know?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait. I think I have a solution.
Ziva David : What? A pet for Gibbs? A - a new hobby?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A new woman.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [Entering] That is the last thing he needs. Grab your gear!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Handing his pants to Abby] Think you can get it out?
Abby Sciuto : Yep.
[Abby cuts off a piece of DiNozzo's pants]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe I should have been more specific.
Abby Sciuto : [Abby tosses DiNozzo's pants back to him. As she passes Gibbs] I'll explain later. I hope.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby'll explain later. She hopes.
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[entering the squad room, Vance sees DiNozzo bent over, and Borin wiping the seat of his trousers with a handkerchief]
Leon Vance : Special Agents Borin and DiNozzo, please stop doing whatever it is you're doing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just reexamining that very special bond between the Navy and the Coast Guard, sir.