- Cullen Bohannan: You know why that man didn't finish eating your sorry ass? 'Cause you Yankees all taste like shit!
- Thomas 'Doc' Durant: How do you put your trousers on, son?
- Cullen Bohannan: Sir?
- Thomas 'Doc' Durant: Over those big balls of yours.
- The Swede: I used to be a bookkeeper.
- Cullen Bohannan: You look like a bookkeeper.
- The Swede: Mm. I was always more comfortable around numbers than people. I could control numbers.
- Cullen Bohannan: The war put a stop to that, didn't it?