- Bree: We just got our first taste of normal life. I was THIS CLOSE to getting a curfew - which I was totally gonna break.
- Adam: Ooo, but maybe when we get to wherever we're going, we'll meet a sassy lab chimp named Bobo who will take us on adventures and teach us how to love.
- Chase: Or maybe you'll make him angry and he'll maul you and snack on your fingers.
- Adam: Hey! I create the monkey fantasies around here!
- Leo Dooley: I can't help but think this is all my fault.
- Adam: Oh, that's because it IS all your fault.
- Chase: I'm not eating a banana peel.
- Leo Dooley: You don't eat it. You just chew it till all the flavor's gone.
- Tasha Davenport: Leo, you're not taking robots to school. Your teachers already think you're a little weird.
- Leo Dooley: What makes you say that?
- Tasha Davenport: Because on your last progress report, it said "We think Leo's a little weird."
- Tasha Davenport: Donald, you have got to get rid of those robots. Leo thinks they're real. He needs to be around normal kids.
- Donald Davenport: Honey, when I was growing up, I never hung out with normal kids.
- Tasha Davenport: And your best friend is a computer in the wall.
- Eddy: I guess you lost THAT battle, huh, Tasha?
- Donald Davenport: Look, Leo, I know you're gonna miss Adam, Bree and Chase, so I laser-scanned their features onto these bio-synthetic robots and I programmed them with their core personality traits. Is this great or what? It'll be like they never left. Whadda ya think?
- Leo Dooley: I think the excitement of having a billionaire dad just wore off.
- Donald Davenport: Leo, when I was your age, I had to say goodbye to a lot of my friends. There was Lave Man and... and Stretch Legstrong and Jo Jo Biggs and all of his friends in the space cantina.
- Leo Dooley: Those are all action figures.
- Donald Davenport: [emotionally] More like fully posable pieces of my heart.
- Donald Davenport: I don't know what you kids were thinking, pulling a stunt like that. You could have seriously hurt yourselves.
- Adam: Yeah, but you gotta admit my ro-bot-ac-cent-was-dead-on!
- Chase: Can we please take him back to the recycling center?
- [as Davenport prepares to send Adam, Bree, and Chase to a remote facility to finish their training, Leo comes into the living room to find Davenport and something covered by a sheet]
- Donald Davenport: Good morning, happy family!
- Tasha Davenport: What is that?
- Leo Dooley: Whatever it is, don't get too attached.
- [glares at Donald]
- Donald Davenport: Look, Leo, I know you're gonna miss Adam, Bree, and Chase, so I laser-scanned their features onto these bio-synthetic robots...
- [he pulls away the sheet to reveal robots identical to Adam, Bree, and Chase]
- Donald Davenport: ...and I programmed them with their core personality traits.
- [Leo and Tasha look unimpressed]
- Donald Davenport: Is this great or what? It'll be like they never left!
- [Leo knocks on the Adam robot, and it flicks him in the head]
- Donald Davenport: What do you think?
- Leo Dooley: I think the excitement of having a billionaire dad just wore off.
- Tasha Davenport: Donald, I don't know about this. I kind of prefer Leo to have friends who can't malfunction and tear him limb from limb.
- [the real Adam, Bree, and Chase enter]
- Bree: What are those?
- Leo Dooley: Oh, Dr. Frankenbrain here is trying to replace you with creepy robots. Welcome to crazy town.
- [Donald presses a button on a wrist-mounted device]
- Robot Adam: Good morning. The time is 11:22 and the temperature is currently 68 degrees.
- Adam: You made a robot of me that just stands around telling people the time and the temperature?
- [Donald smirks]
- Adam: That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
- [he goes for a high five, but the robot does nothing. Bree examines her robot]
- Bree: Does my nose really look like that?
- Robot Bree: No. Yours has a faint moustache underneath.
- [Bree gasps, Chase laughs]
- Robot Chase: Hey everyone. I'm Chase. Let's do m- m- m...
- [Donald hits the robot's chest]
- Robot Chase: Math.
- [Adam, Leo and Bree laugh hard]
- Chase Davenport: That is not funny!
- Adam: No, you're right. It's f- f- f...
- [Bree taps him on the shoulder]
- Adam: Funny.