Lab Rats (TV Series)

Crush, Chop, and Burn: Part 2 (2012)

Angel Parker: Tasha Davenport

Quotes 

• Tasha Davenport : Leo, you're not taking robots to school. Your teachers already think you're a little weird.

  Leo Dooley : What makes you say that?

  Tasha Davenport : Because on your last progress report, it said "We think Leo's a little weird."

• Tasha Davenport : Donald, you have got to get rid of those robots. Leo thinks they're real. He needs to be around normal kids.

  Donald Davenport : Honey, when I was growing up, I never hung out with normal kids.

  Tasha Davenport : And your best friend is a computer in the wall.

  Eddy : I guess you lost THAT battle, huh, Tasha?

• [as Davenport prepares to send Adam, Bree, and Chase to a remote facility to finish their training, Leo comes into the living room to find Davenport and something covered by a sheet] 

  Donald Davenport : Good morning, happy family!

  Tasha Davenport : What is that?

  Leo Dooley : Whatever it is, don't get too attached.

  [glares at Donald] 

  Donald Davenport : Look, Leo, I know you're gonna miss Adam, Bree, and Chase, so I laser-scanned their features onto these bio-synthetic robots...

  [he pulls away the sheet to reveal robots identical to Adam, Bree, and Chase] 

  Donald Davenport : ...and I programmed them with their core personality traits.

  [Leo and Tasha look unimpressed] 

  Donald Davenport : Is this great or what? It'll be like they never left!

  [Leo knocks on the Adam robot, and it flicks him in the head] 

  Donald Davenport : What do you think?

  Leo Dooley : I think the excitement of having a billionaire dad just wore off.

  Tasha Davenport : Donald, I don't know about this. I kind of prefer Leo to have friends who can't malfunction and tear him limb from limb.

  [the real Adam, Bree, and Chase enter] 

  Bree : What are those?

  Leo Dooley : Oh, Dr. Frankenbrain here is trying to replace you with creepy robots. Welcome to crazy town.

  [Donald presses a button on a wrist-mounted device] 

  Robot Adam : Good morning. The time is 11:22 and the temperature is currently 68 degrees.

  Adam : You made a robot of me that just stands around telling people the time and the temperature?

  [Donald smirks] 

  Adam : That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

  [he goes for a high five, but the robot does nothing. Bree examines her robot] 

  Bree : Does my nose really look like that?

  Robot Bree : No. Yours has a faint moustache underneath.

  [Bree gasps, Chase laughs] 

  Robot Chase : Hey everyone. I'm Chase. Let's do m- m- m...

  [Donald hits the robot's chest] 

  Robot Chase : Math.

  [Adam, Leo and Bree laugh hard] 

  Chase Davenport : That is not funny!

  Adam : No, you're right. It's f- f- f...

  [Bree taps him on the shoulder] 

  Adam : Funny.