- John Fogerty's Manager: Walter, is it true? You found it?
- Walter Sherman: Yeah, I always find what I'm looking for. It's a fact of nature, like, uh, the world turning and internet porn.
- Leo Knox: Walter found me just in time to prevent me from killing a man in cold blood. In return, I will give up my life to help him.
- Walter Sherman: I think you are one of the finest men who ever lived... next to Jesus and Cal Ripken, Jr.