Tug: [after Alf gets his big toe caught in Jack's mousetrap and cries out in pain] Hey, Irene! Quick! He's havin' a stroke or somethin'!
Irene: Oh My God! Quick, Damian! Ring an ambulance!
Alf: [Visibly in pain] No... No stroke! Toe!
Irene: What?
Alf: [Tug comes closer and sees the Mousetrap] Get it off me toe! Get it off!
Tug: [laughs] Hey, he's got a mouse trap...
Alf: Oh, shut up you fool and get it off!
Damian: [hangs up the phone and turns to Jack] This is the end, okay? You're on your own.