Machete Kills (2013)

Corey Burton: Trailer Voice Guy

Quotes 

• Title Card : [mock movie trailer]  In a land beyond space and time...

  Trailer Voice Guy : A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

  [Trejo removes his space helmet] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : They call him... MACHETE.

  [echoing] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Machete.

  Trailer Voice Guy : He knows the score.

  Space Babe : We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

  Trailer Voice Guy : He gets the space babes.

  [deep kiss] 

  Luz : The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

  Machete : He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

  Trailer Voice Guy : And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

  Luz : Eat photons, bitches!

  Trailer Voice Guy : ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

  [provoctive music] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

  [in a lower voice] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Actor subject to change.

  [louder] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Kills Again... in Space.

  [lower voice again] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.