- Elijah Mikaelson: Mother turned us into vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves.
- Caroline Forbes: [door opens] It's not working. I could hear every word you're saying about Damon, the vampire gigolo.
- Elena Gilbert: [as Rebekah throws gasoline over her] Are you insane?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I prefer 'spontaneous.' That's probably why Damon likes me so much.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [holding up cell-phone] All right, love, now look into the camera.
- Elena Gilbert: What are you doing?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Shooting a picture to inspire your boyfriends. Why don't you tell them how delightful it is being stuck in a hole with your biggest fan?
- Elena Gilbert: I guess you think I had this coming, huh?
- [scoffs]
- Elena Gilbert: After what I did to you?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You know, I don't know what I want more, to find out we're saved, or to find out it's all right to kill you.
- Elena Gilbert: [shakes her head] This isn't my fault. I wanted to get rid of Klaus. At one point, so did you. I didn't know your Mom was planning on killing all of you.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Do you think I wanna spend what could be the last few hours of my life having idle chitchat with a girl who literally stabbed me in the back? Of course not! But for some reason, everybody seems to wanna bend over backwards to save your life. Which is incredibly annoying, but makes you a perfect... hostage. So why don't you sit down and shut up before I ruin everything by ripping your head off.
- Kol Mikaelson: [as Caroline enters Grill] I remember her from last night. She looks like a tasty little thing.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Say another word and I'll tear out your liver.
- [greeting:]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Caroline.
- Caroline Forbes: [coolly] Oh, it's you.
- [folds her arms]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Join us for a drink?
- Caroline Forbes: Hmm. I'd rather die of thirst. But thanks.
- [goes off]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Isn't she stunning?
- Kol Mikaelson: She certainly looks good walking away from you.
- Klaus Mikaelson: I'll take that as a challenge.
- [goes after Caroline]
- Klaus Mikaelson: [outside] Caroline!
- Caroline Forbes: [annoyed] Are you serious? Take a hint.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Don't be angry, love. We had a little spat. I'm over it already.
- Caroline Forbes: [walks on] Oh, well, I'm not.
- Klaus Mikaelson: How can I acquit myself?
- Caroline Forbes: [sighs, turns around] You and your expensive jewelry and your romantic drawings... can leave me alone.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Oh, come on. Take a chance, Caroline.
- [she scoffs]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Talk to me.
- [sits down on bench]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Come on, get to know me. I dare you.
- [smiles]
- Caroline Forbes: Fine.
- [sits down]
- Caroline Forbes: So, what do you wanna talk about?
- Klaus Mikaelson: I wanna talk about you.
- [she chuckles]
- Klaus Mikaelson: Your hopes. Your, your dreams, everything that you want in life.
- Caroline Forbes: [laughs] Just to be clear, I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Well, that's what I like about you.
- Elena Gilbert: You should know... that Esther's planning on killing her entire family. She's linked them all together with a spell. Whatever happens to one, happens to all of them.
- Damon Salvatore: That's great. Klaus will finally be dead. We win.
- [takes celebratory sip from his drink]
- Damon Salvatore: Why do you look like someone just shot a panda bear?
- Elena Gilbert: Because to kill Klaus, she has to kill all of them... including Elijah, and he doesn't deserve this.
- Damon Salvatore: I'm supposed to care about Elijah?
- Elena Gilbert: Shouldn't you at least care about Rebekah?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [to Kol] If you don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [invited to join brother going out for a drink] Okay, why not? I didn't have nearly enough to drink last night what with you trying to murder Rebekah's date.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [as her brothers depart] Yes, please go. This house has enough men rolling around in it.
- Kol Mikaelson: Just like you, Bekah.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [tosses her high-heeled shoe after him] Good riddance, both of you!
- Elijah Mikaelson: [entering] Rebekah.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [sighs] Not you too, Elijah.
- Elijah Mikaelson: I'm worried about Mother. Have you not noticed her strange behavior?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: She's been dead for a thousand years. What's strange for her?
- Elijah Mikaelson: Burned sage. She was doing a privacy spell.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [shakes her head] You know she fancies such things. Why don't you ask Finn? He's been doting on her.
- Elijah Mikaelson: I don't trust Finn. He hates what we are, he always has.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: That's not true. And as for Mother, she returned for one reason: To make her family whole. She loves us. What trouble are you looking to find?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [in underground cave] Going somewhere?
- Elena Gilbert: What are you doing here?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Not much. Unless you try to run... In which case, I get to kill you.
- [red lipstick, big cold smile]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You can't hide, Elena! Not sure why I'm feeling under the weather. Must be your boys trying to find a loophole. Won't matter. I could chase you down on my worst day.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Damon turned your witch friend's mother into a vampire.
- Elena Gilbert: What?
- [concerned]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Quite clever, actually. They needed to sever the witch line, and, well... You can't be a witch and a vampire. In any case, you're free to go.
- [turns back]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Oh, and, uh, by the way, you were right. I do prefer taking my time watching you suffer. Much more satisfying.
- [scoffs, leaves]
- Caroline Forbes: [door opens again] Okay, first of all, this privacy spell is totally not working. Second, Elena, you are not doing this. Esther is doing this.