Derry Girls (TV Series)
The Agreement (2022)
Louisa Harland: Orla McCool
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Quotes
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Orla McCool : How many pieces of communion do you think you'd need to swallow to eat a whole Jesus?
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Michelle Mallon : [as the girls enter Dennis's shop] Alright D Dog?
Erin Quinn : OK, we need some balloons, streamers...
Orla McCool : Inflatable bananas.
Michelle Mallon : And two bottles of that ropey tequila that you keep under the counter
[to Erin]
Michelle Mallon : It's dirt cheap because it fell off the back of a lorry.
Dennis : Jesus, take an ad out in the Derry Journal, why don't ye?
[places two bottles on the counter]
Dennis : Don't go mad now. I drank a quarter bottle of this on Saturday night, ended up having an argument with a fucking squirrel.
Orla McCool : Squirrels are such arseholes.